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Though I haven't lived in Petaluma, CA for almost ten years, I still like to keep up with events like the Ugliest Dog Show, a regular feature of their annual June Sonoma/Marin Fair. Usually the Chinese Crested Hairless dogs are a shoo-in, with their impossibly long tongues, strange naked skin and bizarre Mohawk hairdos. But this year's contest was an upset, with a humble rescue boxer mix named Pabst taking the starring role. Baleful blue eyes, those fearsome lower fangs, that pugnacious expression…How'd you like to meet HIM in a dark alley?