"J" is for joke so here is one for you:
Ain`t Goin`
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I`m not going."
"Why not?" she asked.
I`ll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don`t like me, and (2), I don`t like them."
His mother replied, "I`ll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church.
(1) You`re 59 years old, and (2) you`re the pastor!"
Grand kids create a special kind of:
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